I quit drinking started eating cold turkey I was getting too loose too topsy turvey I’ll never get bamboozled you can’t out work me Why such a hurry? Stay a while. We’re just getting flirty

Death to the mid-twenties pessimist 
this dead end debit pimp smiley face is evidence 
I don’t love lady luck were just friends with benefits 
88 MPH skipping ahead to the second kiss 
We all sleep walk embrace your inner coo coo 
Don’t kill the dream before the car alarm woo woo’s 
and your caught on a treadmill in a tube top and moon boots 
pocket dialing bomb threats to your exes new boo 
Said it couldn’t be done- Well I just did it 
With no gun, no chain and a dollar bill limit 
Fucking cynic, zip it. Give it a rest. I’m not finished 
Chin up, the grass can’t be that interesting? Is it? 
I celebrate in between both 11:11’s 
cuz 4:20 is an irrelevant collection of seconds 
I think a lot probably more than recommended 
I’m writing a novel in my head and don’t wanna forget it 


(Hook) 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient 

I used to be so “me against the world” 2Pac- I’m over it 
I’d rather hold yoga poses on a pogo stick 
and hump my beautiful brunette til the crazy dog notices 
Instead of going postal on a mogul screaming “socialist!” 
Ya gotta scare yourself stupid. Ya know moon a platoon 
steroid enthusiasts while hoola hooping in a pool of AC units 
Til your soul gets so electrocuted your baby’s 
mommas other babies daddies babies shoes fit 
Last week I signed a contract on an airplane 
Just to light a match and dance in its ashes 
While we crash landed in the mid-Atlantic 
Sorry Captain, don’t panic it just had to happen 
Don’t believe in magic? And fabricated accidents? 
I do- But I wear skinny jeans like we invented fashion 
and damn I look good- better than your girlfriend 
Who wants a court side seat to see the world end 

(Hook) 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient 



I finally figured out this whole walking through walls thing 
And all it took was a jack-hammer golf swing 
If only I could conquer walking on water 
Then my friends my game would really be evolving 
I quit drinking started eating cold turkey 
I was getting too loose too topsy turvey 
I’ll never get bamboozled you can’t out work me 
Why such a hurry? Stay a while. We’re just getting flirty 

(Hook) 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing 
We will surprise you We will surprise them 
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient