The best people do tend to be a little mad.

I met Heather in London, she was studying abroad through the University of Santa Cruz USA. Heather herself comes from Portland, Oregon. We tend to sit and she drinks Jack Daniels while telling stories of the crazy hicks where she grew up with a waterhole - basically a muddy hole that she swam in as a kid. She usually goes on to talk about her infamous friend who I only know as the "lesbian who tought heather to steal". Shes wonderfully crazy, in such a refreshing way and has the most wonderful dress sense.